What the hell is wrong with people...

...who create these fashion based reality TV shows? Specifically, I'm referring to "America's Next Top Model" and "Project Runway", which consecutively form one of the shittiest 2 hour programming blocks ever. "America's Top Model" is probably worse, considering first prize only earns you a date with Peter Brady and it has the incredibly vapid and punchable Tyra Banks as its host. She is on TV far too much these days, blabbing on about bullshit that no one cares about, when she should be bouncing up and down for an hour instead. The contestants on this show range from "offensively ugly" to "everyday ugly" and they all seem to think that they are the greatest thing since breast implants (which, I'm sorry to report, none of them appear to have). Also the show features Janice Dickinson. If you don't know who she is, consider yourself lucky. She is an 83 year old lady (I think) who seems to think it is 1945 and she is the most beautiful model in the world. She is also under the impression that people care what she thinks. Why? Because she used to be a model! If I met any of them in person I would punch them in the face and tell them that no one cares about shitty models who may or may not win their equivalent of "Star Search" and to go back to whatever leper colony they came from. Janice Dickinson I would hit with a frying pan just for fun and to watch her cry. These people are all worthless! Can anyone on Earth name any person who has ever become "the next top model"? No, so shut up and go back to your job at Bath & Body Works, you fucking losers.

"Project Runway" sucks ass too, but not quite as much. I don't think I can go into detail without breaking into hives, so I'll just say this - their idea of a "celebrity guest judge" for a fashion show (or some piece of shit) was Debra Messing. Yeah, that old lady from "Will & Grace" who looks like and pelican. And she criticizes people on their style. Or something. Anyway, the point is, she is ugly and the show is stupid and pointless because no one wears hideous shit like the stuff they design anyway.

Ugh. I feel gay just writing about this crap.