Kids don't make the rules
Little kids just bug the shit out of me. Usually, its just as much the parent's fault, like when a 3 year old is sitting in a movie theater watching a 3 hour movie like King Kong (what kind of parent takes a 3 year old to a monster movie?) and crying and whining the whole time. Or on an airplane when some shitty kid just won't shutup about Pokemon cards or Dora the Explorer, and also whining, and the parents just let it continue as long as they want. Why? Newsflash:
If you don't discipline your kids once in a while, they're going to grow up to be insufferable pricks and / or annoying pussies. Don't just let a stupid kid whine in the back of the car because you're "used to it". Tell the kid to shut up. If that doesn't work, smack the little shit. Be a fucking parent, don't just act overwhelmed. You're supposedly responsible for your kid's lives. Act like it once in a while.
By always looking the other way, you idiots are ruining the quality of life of everyone else around you by allowing your annoying shithead of a kid to be loud and disruptive. If you want to let kids run wild at home, then fine. Who am I to argue with that? Just don't expect me (or any other non-crazy person) to want to join you in your pussy-ass universe.
Which leads me to the point of this post... have you ever seen this piece of shit called "Supernanny"? Even for reality TV, this is pretty bad. Basically, lousy parents have a hard time controlling their lousy kids, so a fat British lady wearing a mumu (seriously) comes to the house and maintains order. The mom always ends up crying that she has it so hard, and she's tried everything, blah blah blah. Here's a suggestion:
HIT YOUR KID IF IT WON'T LISTEN. THEY'RE NOT LISTENING BECAUSE THEY KNOW NOTHING WILL HAPPEN IF THEY CHOOSE NOT TO.
There's a huge difference between child abuse and smacking your kid in the name of discipline. Child abuse is taking out aggression about your life onto an innocent kid who didn't do anything wrong. Smacking a kid who won't listen is an act of love. When you do it, you're saying, "I don't want you to turn into a goth or be a fucking wierdo or headcase because you found it so easy to avoid discipline your entire life."
It's like parents think that if they discipline their kids, they won't love them anymore. Stop being such a pussy! If your kid doesn't do what you tell it to, don't give up and reward it with dessert and hugs! Shit, my dad used to toss me around once in a while, but I don't hold a grudge. If anything, I wish he would've done it more often, now that I see the adult point of view.
God, you idiots make me sick! If you don't want to crack the whip with your shitty kids once in awhile, then why the fuck did you have kids in the first place? It's not like a really cute pet, it's a human life. Stop reproducing, all of you, before the world is overrun with whiny, sniveling, pompous fruits who think that the world runs on their feelings.
The ultimate defeat in life is when your kid won't listen, and you have to call in an obese Brit to make things right. That is when you know your true failure as a human being.
If you don't discipline your kids once in a while, they're going to grow up to be insufferable pricks and / or annoying pussies. Don't just let a stupid kid whine in the back of the car because you're "used to it". Tell the kid to shut up. If that doesn't work, smack the little shit. Be a fucking parent, don't just act overwhelmed. You're supposedly responsible for your kid's lives. Act like it once in a while.
By always looking the other way, you idiots are ruining the quality of life of everyone else around you by allowing your annoying shithead of a kid to be loud and disruptive. If you want to let kids run wild at home, then fine. Who am I to argue with that? Just don't expect me (or any other non-crazy person) to want to join you in your pussy-ass universe.
Which leads me to the point of this post... have you ever seen this piece of shit called "Supernanny"? Even for reality TV, this is pretty bad. Basically, lousy parents have a hard time controlling their lousy kids, so a fat British lady wearing a mumu (seriously) comes to the house and maintains order. The mom always ends up crying that she has it so hard, and she's tried everything, blah blah blah. Here's a suggestion:
HIT YOUR KID IF IT WON'T LISTEN. THEY'RE NOT LISTENING BECAUSE THEY KNOW NOTHING WILL HAPPEN IF THEY CHOOSE NOT TO.
There's a huge difference between child abuse and smacking your kid in the name of discipline. Child abuse is taking out aggression about your life onto an innocent kid who didn't do anything wrong. Smacking a kid who won't listen is an act of love. When you do it, you're saying, "I don't want you to turn into a goth or be a fucking wierdo or headcase because you found it so easy to avoid discipline your entire life."
It's like parents think that if they discipline their kids, they won't love them anymore. Stop being such a pussy! If your kid doesn't do what you tell it to, don't give up and reward it with dessert and hugs! Shit, my dad used to toss me around once in a while, but I don't hold a grudge. If anything, I wish he would've done it more often, now that I see the adult point of view.
God, you idiots make me sick! If you don't want to crack the whip with your shitty kids once in awhile, then why the fuck did you have kids in the first place? It's not like a really cute pet, it's a human life. Stop reproducing, all of you, before the world is overrun with whiny, sniveling, pompous fruits who think that the world runs on their feelings.
The ultimate defeat in life is when your kid won't listen, and you have to call in an obese Brit to make things right. That is when you know your true failure as a human being.
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