Enough is Enough
Why do people hate the New York Yankees?
Maybe that sounds like an easy question, but really look deep inside yourself. Why?
There is no salary cap in MLB. Owner George Steinbrenner takes advantage of this market inneficiency and makes a sure-fire winner.
You like the Red Sox? Why? Because they have the second highest payroll in all of MLB, and act like they are the few remaining rebels against the ruthless Sith empire of the Yanks?
Please.
That shit is stupid. If you want a contender in MLB, the way things are now, you have to spend money. Make a salary cap, or shut the fuck up. Steinbrenner wants trophies, not shitty consolation prizes that come ever eighty six years. LAME. Wise up, you fucking tools, and get with it.
The fucking Brewers could be the Yankees if they wanted to be. They don't. George is willing to spend to extend his personal jewelerly collection. So shut the fuck up about it, becuause he isn't Jeffrey fucking Loria. He wants great players, and he gets them.
1. J Damon - Not great in the field, but can hit the shit out of the ball - but still -
.285/ .359 / .452
2. Jete - gonna win MVP probably, not that important, but still, for a number 2?
.343/.417/.483
3. Giambi
.253/413/.558
4. A-Rod (the best player in the game? probably)
.290/.392/.523
5. Abreu
.330/.419/.507
6. Sheff
.298/.355/.450
7. Godzilla
.302/.393/.494
8. Posada
.277/.374/.492
9. Robbie Cano
.342(!)/.365/.525
So the team stats will round out to
AVG: .302 / OBP: .387/ SLG: .498
Maybe they aren't guaranteed a World Series victory, but they have to be the favorites. So shut the fuck up, Boston. You suck. Josh Beckett? Nice move. Sure Carl Pavano is a turd, but at least the Yankees didn't extend him. I hate you all. A-Rod is the greatest player of this generation. Is it his fault he makes so much money? No. So go fuck yourselves.
God, you idiots are fucking dumb as shit.
Maybe that sounds like an easy question, but really look deep inside yourself. Why?
There is no salary cap in MLB. Owner George Steinbrenner takes advantage of this market inneficiency and makes a sure-fire winner.
You like the Red Sox? Why? Because they have the second highest payroll in all of MLB, and act like they are the few remaining rebels against the ruthless Sith empire of the Yanks?
Please.
That shit is stupid. If you want a contender in MLB, the way things are now, you have to spend money. Make a salary cap, or shut the fuck up. Steinbrenner wants trophies, not shitty consolation prizes that come ever eighty six years. LAME. Wise up, you fucking tools, and get with it.
The fucking Brewers could be the Yankees if they wanted to be. They don't. George is willing to spend to extend his personal jewelerly collection. So shut the fuck up about it, becuause he isn't Jeffrey fucking Loria. He wants great players, and he gets them.
1. J Damon - Not great in the field, but can hit the shit out of the ball - but still -
.285/ .359 / .452
2. Jete - gonna win MVP probably, not that important, but still, for a number 2?
.343/.417/.483
3. Giambi
.253/413/.558
4. A-Rod (the best player in the game? probably)
.290/.392/.523
5. Abreu
.330/.419/.507
6. Sheff
.298/.355/.450
7. Godzilla
.302/.393/.494
8. Posada
.277/.374/.492
9. Robbie Cano
.342(!)/.365/.525
So the team stats will round out to
AVG: .302 / OBP: .387/ SLG: .498
Maybe they aren't guaranteed a World Series victory, but they have to be the favorites. So shut the fuck up, Boston. You suck. Josh Beckett? Nice move. Sure Carl Pavano is a turd, but at least the Yankees didn't extend him. I hate you all. A-Rod is the greatest player of this generation. Is it his fault he makes so much money? No. So go fuck yourselves.
God, you idiots are fucking dumb as shit.
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