Once again, back it's the INCREDIBLE
Alright, maybe I have a drinking problem.
I am drunk for like the 15th consecutive day. It takes the edge off how much life can suck at times. Especially in lieu of drugs, which make me laugh at anything, even death. God I miss weed sometimes.
My stomach hurts. I ate an egg sandwich again this morning, and was barely able to finish the fucker. I thought it would soak up all the booze still in my system, but it made my stomach growl louder. So I sat on the couch all day, watching baseball and preparing myself to drink vodka and iced tea again tonight.
They say that certain alcohol "angries up the blood". In my case, that is pretty much all alcohol. Specifically, Colt 45 Double Malt and Jaeger Bombs, but pretty much anything will make me a more pissed off version of my usual self. Luckily for fat people and douches everywhere, I saw none tonight. I guess even they deserve a break sometimes.
I'm out of chasers. I need more tea. Back in a few.
I am drunk for like the 15th consecutive day. It takes the edge off how much life can suck at times. Especially in lieu of drugs, which make me laugh at anything, even death. God I miss weed sometimes.
My stomach hurts. I ate an egg sandwich again this morning, and was barely able to finish the fucker. I thought it would soak up all the booze still in my system, but it made my stomach growl louder. So I sat on the couch all day, watching baseball and preparing myself to drink vodka and iced tea again tonight.
They say that certain alcohol "angries up the blood". In my case, that is pretty much all alcohol. Specifically, Colt 45 Double Malt and Jaeger Bombs, but pretty much anything will make me a more pissed off version of my usual self. Luckily for fat people and douches everywhere, I saw none tonight. I guess even they deserve a break sometimes.
I'm out of chasers. I need more tea. Back in a few.
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