Asshole of the week 2
The second ever asshole of the week is none other than "Big Shot Rob", Robert Horry.
He sucks, he is fat with shaven woman legs, he is overrated, and he scores like 2 points a game. If he was actually so awesome, he would participate in an ENTIRE game instead of hanging around the 3 point line on great teams and hitting seven jumpers a year.
And everyone sucks his cock about how "clutch" he is, how much of a winner he is, and whatever. How much of his 6 championships do you want to attribute to his stellar play? Shouldn't most of the credit go to the Hall of Fame caliber play of Tim Duncan, Kobe Bryant, Shaq, Hakeem Olajuwon and Clyde Drexler? Anyone who played many years with that list of players would have rings. Shit, John Salley has 4. JOHN SALLEY.
And announcers act like he has some magical ability to hit game winning shots. Like he has a supernatural ability... forget it, it's too fucking stupid to even consider. I hate you Robert Horry, I hate you.
Oh, and Tim Duncan is a douche too. I really wanted this to go to him, or maybe Bowen. Well, there's always next week.
Tony Parker is a pussy.
He sucks, he is fat with shaven woman legs, he is overrated, and he scores like 2 points a game. If he was actually so awesome, he would participate in an ENTIRE game instead of hanging around the 3 point line on great teams and hitting seven jumpers a year.
And everyone sucks his cock about how "clutch" he is, how much of a winner he is, and whatever. How much of his 6 championships do you want to attribute to his stellar play? Shouldn't most of the credit go to the Hall of Fame caliber play of Tim Duncan, Kobe Bryant, Shaq, Hakeem Olajuwon and Clyde Drexler? Anyone who played many years with that list of players would have rings. Shit, John Salley has 4. JOHN SALLEY.
And announcers act like he has some magical ability to hit game winning shots. Like he has a supernatural ability... forget it, it's too fucking stupid to even consider. I hate you Robert Horry, I hate you.
Oh, and Tim Duncan is a douche too. I really wanted this to go to him, or maybe Bowen. Well, there's always next week.
Tony Parker is a pussy.
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