Fucking fucking fuck
Dear Stu Jackson and David Stern,
Fuck you. Fuck you both up your asses. Fuck you with an iron stick dipped in glue and glass.
Spurs/Suns is the only interesting series left in the playoffs, and now you fucked it up. Seems like a fair trade, Horry and his magical game winning shot ability for Stoudemire and Diaw. Do you realize that you're taking away about 30 points and 15 rebounds away from the Suns, and like 3 of each from the team that perpetrated the foul? How the fuck is that fair?
Fuck you and your hard-line, "rules are rules" bullshit. You just fucking compromised the entire balance of the 2007 NBA season with your fucking power trip. They left the bench? So fucking what. They didn't do shit, meanwhile that cock-gobbler Horry is throwing 'bows at Raja.
Basically, the shit-eating Spurs can do anything and everything short of ass-rape Steve Nash and get away with it, but when two guys STAND UP OFF THE BENCH in a knee-jerk reaction to a fucking body-check by the NBA's biggest cunt, they get suspended? How do you justify that?
I love the NBA. I even loved it in 2002 when Sacto got butt-fucked by the referees against the Lake Show. Even through that horrid Detroit / San Antonio finals. But this is beyond fucking ridiculous. I hope you enjoy the lowest ratings for an NBA Final EVER when the yawn inducing Spurs take advantage of this ridiculous ruling to advance. I guess exercising your influence in a futile efort to stimulate your tiny, flaccid penises is worth lowering the quality of the game and giving an unlevel playing field to one team.
If I ever see either one of you, or Robert Horry, I will stand three feet away from you and throw bricks and rocks at your faces. I will cockslap you so many times you'll have a permanent mushroom print on your forehead. Fuck you all, and I'll see you in hell, you rotten motherfuckers.
I hate your guts, I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and only you. Fucking assholes.
Fuck you. Fuck you both up your asses. Fuck you with an iron stick dipped in glue and glass.
Spurs/Suns is the only interesting series left in the playoffs, and now you fucked it up. Seems like a fair trade, Horry and his magical game winning shot ability for Stoudemire and Diaw. Do you realize that you're taking away about 30 points and 15 rebounds away from the Suns, and like 3 of each from the team that perpetrated the foul? How the fuck is that fair?
Fuck you and your hard-line, "rules are rules" bullshit. You just fucking compromised the entire balance of the 2007 NBA season with your fucking power trip. They left the bench? So fucking what. They didn't do shit, meanwhile that cock-gobbler Horry is throwing 'bows at Raja.
Basically, the shit-eating Spurs can do anything and everything short of ass-rape Steve Nash and get away with it, but when two guys STAND UP OFF THE BENCH in a knee-jerk reaction to a fucking body-check by the NBA's biggest cunt, they get suspended? How do you justify that?
I love the NBA. I even loved it in 2002 when Sacto got butt-fucked by the referees against the Lake Show. Even through that horrid Detroit / San Antonio finals. But this is beyond fucking ridiculous. I hope you enjoy the lowest ratings for an NBA Final EVER when the yawn inducing Spurs take advantage of this ridiculous ruling to advance. I guess exercising your influence in a futile efort to stimulate your tiny, flaccid penises is worth lowering the quality of the game and giving an unlevel playing field to one team.
If I ever see either one of you, or Robert Horry, I will stand three feet away from you and throw bricks and rocks at your faces. I will cockslap you so many times you'll have a permanent mushroom print on your forehead. Fuck you all, and I'll see you in hell, you rotten motherfuckers.
I hate your guts, I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and only you. Fucking assholes.
Labels: anger, basketball, jerks
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