Meatheads = stupid, frustrating
I saw a thing on ESPN's "Outside the Lines" today about how many ex NFL players loathe the current head of the NFLPA, Gene Upshaw. Why, you ask? Because they want money. And presumeably, they are jealous of the massive increase in football salaries since the old fucks retired. They basically don't think that the NFL is taking good enough care of their former players.
Tough shit, dickfaces. You want to make your living playing a sport where you wear tight pants and run into each other for three hours? Fine by me. A little gay, but fine by me. You want to make a living playing a sport where the more fierce you are, the better your chance of succeeding? Fine, even if that is a meathead point of view. But even FOOTBALL PLAYERS (capitolized to emphasize the stupidity of said athletes, in general) have to know that the shelf life for their profession is not very long. Running into other humans is not something that the human body was meant to do. So plan accordingly if you want to put your body through the equivalent of like 400 car crashes. Don't expect other people to take care of your sorry asses.
Don't bitch about Upshaw. He doesn't have to give you shit. You cashed in your pension too early, so now eat crow and shut the fuck up. You could've played it differently (and you all would have if you weren't fucking morons) but you fucked up and now you want someone else to fix your mistakes? Eat shit. Do something with yourselves instead of bitching about Gene Upshaw. Open a car wash. Open a restaraunt. Write a book about your life. Do SOMETHING.
Are all football players this fucking dumb? Pretty much all of them I've met seem to be. Half of them can barely spell, but they run fast, or bench press a lot of weight and suddenly they are stars. Fuck you, you fucking crybaby assholes.
I hate football sometimes.
Tough shit, dickfaces. You want to make your living playing a sport where you wear tight pants and run into each other for three hours? Fine by me. A little gay, but fine by me. You want to make a living playing a sport where the more fierce you are, the better your chance of succeeding? Fine, even if that is a meathead point of view. But even FOOTBALL PLAYERS (capitolized to emphasize the stupidity of said athletes, in general) have to know that the shelf life for their profession is not very long. Running into other humans is not something that the human body was meant to do. So plan accordingly if you want to put your body through the equivalent of like 400 car crashes. Don't expect other people to take care of your sorry asses.
Don't bitch about Upshaw. He doesn't have to give you shit. You cashed in your pension too early, so now eat crow and shut the fuck up. You could've played it differently (and you all would have if you weren't fucking morons) but you fucked up and now you want someone else to fix your mistakes? Eat shit. Do something with yourselves instead of bitching about Gene Upshaw. Open a car wash. Open a restaraunt. Write a book about your life. Do SOMETHING.
Are all football players this fucking dumb? Pretty much all of them I've met seem to be. Half of them can barely spell, but they run fast, or bench press a lot of weight and suddenly they are stars. Fuck you, you fucking crybaby assholes.
I hate football sometimes.
posted by guru at 10:06 PM
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