Fatty, fatty, fat, fat!
I came across a funny quote in an issue of People Magazine (I know it's fucking gay, it wasn't my magazine, I hate celebrities like I hate poison) and there was a funny quote by a person named Nia Vardalos. Who the fuck is she, you ask? I didn't know either, but apparently she was the star and possibly writer of some shitty movie called "My Big Fat Greek Wedding", which I never have and never will see. The magazine asked her about her recent weight loss, possibly for a movie or something, and the exchange went like this:
Are you at your goal weight?
I'm average size in America, size 8 to 10. I don't want to go lower, or be any part of the message that "thin is better." I urge women to do more than make their talent "I can eat less than you."
Wow, that's a lot of stupidity. Let's take it in one thought at a time. Keep in mind this is the human who conceived the film "My Big FAT Greek Wedding".
"I'm average size in America, size 8 to 10."
Translation: "God, I'm so fat."
That wasn't the question, fatass. By avoiding it, you have basically stated you are not as thin as you would like to be. Also, the whole "average size" thing is horseshit. The "average" male height in America is 5'8". But seriously, that is fucking short. That makes me a fucking half a foot taller than average, and I'm not even that tall. And finally, being size 8 to 10 makes you closer to fat than skinny. Fatty.
"I don't want to go any lower..."
Translation: "I'm too lazy to go any lower, so I'll act like I'm happy the way I am."
Of course you do. Why do you have to lie?
"...or be any part of the message that 'thin is better'."
Thin is better. It's healthier to be thin than fat. Being fat is unhealthy. It makes your heart work harder... oh fuck it. People like this bitch and Tyra Banks are trying to spearhead a movement of "it's OK to be fat" when it isn't. It's unhealthy, not to mention unnapealing. If you don't want to be in shape for the benefit of the opposite sex, at least do it for your own health, instead of making shitty excuses, you fat whores.
"I urge women to do more than make their talent 'I can eat less than you'."
Translation: "I hate skinny girls who don't have huge appetites. I wish everyone was fat so I wouldn't be considered a disgusting cow. I'd get in better shape, but exercise is so hard, and I'm awfully busy..."
1. That's not a talent. No woman has ever said that. Ever.
2. Amount of eating isn't the only thing that relates to weight. Its what you eat.
3. Stop eating Butter Burgers.
4. I'm glad that a talentless nobody is urging women to not be slim. Real awesome idea.
God, is this so hard to understand? I hate fat people. Listen, have you ever been attracted to someone who was fat? Or even "average"? Come on! You all make me sick, go on a diet and shut the fuck up you fat bitch. Take your preachy bullshit somewhere else.
Fatty.
Are you at your goal weight?
I'm average size in America, size 8 to 10. I don't want to go lower, or be any part of the message that "thin is better." I urge women to do more than make their talent "I can eat less than you."
Wow, that's a lot of stupidity. Let's take it in one thought at a time. Keep in mind this is the human who conceived the film "My Big FAT Greek Wedding".
"I'm average size in America, size 8 to 10."
Translation: "God, I'm so fat."
That wasn't the question, fatass. By avoiding it, you have basically stated you are not as thin as you would like to be. Also, the whole "average size" thing is horseshit. The "average" male height in America is 5'8". But seriously, that is fucking short. That makes me a fucking half a foot taller than average, and I'm not even that tall. And finally, being size 8 to 10 makes you closer to fat than skinny. Fatty.
"I don't want to go any lower..."
Translation: "I'm too lazy to go any lower, so I'll act like I'm happy the way I am."
Of course you do. Why do you have to lie?
"...or be any part of the message that 'thin is better'."
Thin is better. It's healthier to be thin than fat. Being fat is unhealthy. It makes your heart work harder... oh fuck it. People like this bitch and Tyra Banks are trying to spearhead a movement of "it's OK to be fat" when it isn't. It's unhealthy, not to mention unnapealing. If you don't want to be in shape for the benefit of the opposite sex, at least do it for your own health, instead of making shitty excuses, you fat whores.
"I urge women to do more than make their talent 'I can eat less than you'."
Translation: "I hate skinny girls who don't have huge appetites. I wish everyone was fat so I wouldn't be considered a disgusting cow. I'd get in better shape, but exercise is so hard, and I'm awfully busy..."
1. That's not a talent. No woman has ever said that. Ever.
2. Amount of eating isn't the only thing that relates to weight. Its what you eat.
3. Stop eating Butter Burgers.
4. I'm glad that a talentless nobody is urging women to not be slim. Real awesome idea.
God, is this so hard to understand? I hate fat people. Listen, have you ever been attracted to someone who was fat? Or even "average"? Come on! You all make me sick, go on a diet and shut the fuck up you fat bitch. Take your preachy bullshit somewhere else.
Fatty.
Labels: celebrities, idiots, women
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