Monday, May 21, 2007

Asshole of the week 3

Easiest choice ever. I know its a little late, but still. Easiest choice ever.

David Stern.

Thanks for ruining the entire 2007 NBA season for enforcing a bullshit, out-dated, unfair rule to swing the balance of the most entertaining series of the year in the favor of the most boring team of all time.

Nice move. Horry hip checks Nash, Bowen knees Nash in the cock, TP busts him open (I know that wasn't intentional though, he's French and goes down like a house of cards any time someone hits him anywhere) and not even a review in the Sun's favor. But two guys get up off the bench to defend their best player, in the heat of the moment - forget it. It's fucking lame.

You're an asshole, Stern. I know you probably have thousands of people telling you that already, but you are. Your Napoleon Complex has finally hit its zenith; you are officially willing to sacrifice good basketball for the sake of NBA fans to make yourself feel like a big man. So for that, fuck you. I'm tuned out. I'm guessing a lot of people are tuned out with me. Enjoy another Spurs / Pistons finals. Should be fun - I hope a lot of people in Detroit and San Antonio love to watch shitty basketball, otherwise it will be the most anti-climactic finals ever.

Fuck you. You're an ass. I hate your fucking guts. You little twerp, douchebag asshole cocksucker stool-pushing faggot.

Easiest choice ever.

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