It's horrible... just horrible
Tyler Perry's House of Payne.
This is the worst fucking TV show of all time.
Worse than QVC or the Home Shopping Network.
Worse than some shitty religious show.
Worse than Grey's Anatomy, Friends, and Sex & The City. Combined.
Worse than any reality show ever made, worse than any shitty show made up by MTV and marketed towards 13 year old girls with low self esteem.
This is it, people. The end. The end of TV.
A fat black guy sang a prayer to God, thanking him for chicken. Fried chicken with hot sauce. Because all black people obviously love chicken. Cue laughter.
Some guy's wife had been stealing money for weeks. The rest of the family suspected that she was "on crack", which was meant to be a joke, I think. The audience didn't laugh much, (they didn't laugh much through the entire show - it was silent and awkward, like they didn't know if what was being said was actually a joke or not. Either that, or it was the worst laugh track in the history of TV) but they rehashed the joke about 20 times. And then.... she actually turned out to be on crack.
Seriously. A character in a sitcome was on crack. Because black people are prone to crack, right? Because of its accessability and affordability, right?
Jesus Christ. The lady burned down their fucking house with a crack pipe. She took money from her own 12ish year old kid, to buy crack. This was after he said, "Mom, I'm old enough... I know what's going on. Take it."
She took it. She was going to go buy crack with her 12ish year old son's money. For real. She was crying and shit. This is supposed to be a sitcom.
It is the worst fucking show ever created by humans.
Tyler Perry, I hate your guts. You suck at writing, directing, producing, and acting. You are the single most unentertaining celebrity in Hollywood today, and that is saying something. Even Dane Cook is better than you. Even Steve-O is better. And he's an asshole who I would stab if I had the chance. Your show made me uncomfortable to the point of nausea. I would rather walk in on my grandparents having anal sex than see another minute of the abortion that you call "House of Payne" (awesome play on words). That would be less awkward and horrible.
Holy shit. Holy shit. Really. It is probably the worst thing to happen to humanity since the Holocaust. Why aren't black people outraged at this show? Seriously.
Stop putting your name in front of everything you put out, it all sucks. Your movies, your shows, whatever. You're worse than Nick Cannon and R. Kelly combined.
I will punch your throat if I ever meet you, Tyler Perry.
This is the worst fucking TV show of all time.
Worse than QVC or the Home Shopping Network.
Worse than some shitty religious show.
Worse than Grey's Anatomy, Friends, and Sex & The City. Combined.
Worse than any reality show ever made, worse than any shitty show made up by MTV and marketed towards 13 year old girls with low self esteem.
This is it, people. The end. The end of TV.
A fat black guy sang a prayer to God, thanking him for chicken. Fried chicken with hot sauce. Because all black people obviously love chicken. Cue laughter.
Some guy's wife had been stealing money for weeks. The rest of the family suspected that she was "on crack", which was meant to be a joke, I think. The audience didn't laugh much, (they didn't laugh much through the entire show - it was silent and awkward, like they didn't know if what was being said was actually a joke or not. Either that, or it was the worst laugh track in the history of TV) but they rehashed the joke about 20 times. And then.... she actually turned out to be on crack.
Seriously. A character in a sitcome was on crack. Because black people are prone to crack, right? Because of its accessability and affordability, right?
Jesus Christ. The lady burned down their fucking house with a crack pipe. She took money from her own 12ish year old kid, to buy crack. This was after he said, "Mom, I'm old enough... I know what's going on. Take it."
She took it. She was going to go buy crack with her 12ish year old son's money. For real. She was crying and shit. This is supposed to be a sitcom.
It is the worst fucking show ever created by humans.
Tyler Perry, I hate your guts. You suck at writing, directing, producing, and acting. You are the single most unentertaining celebrity in Hollywood today, and that is saying something. Even Dane Cook is better than you. Even Steve-O is better. And he's an asshole who I would stab if I had the chance. Your show made me uncomfortable to the point of nausea. I would rather walk in on my grandparents having anal sex than see another minute of the abortion that you call "House of Payne" (awesome play on words). That would be less awkward and horrible.
Holy shit. Holy shit. Really. It is probably the worst thing to happen to humanity since the Holocaust. Why aren't black people outraged at this show? Seriously.
Stop putting your name in front of everything you put out, it all sucks. Your movies, your shows, whatever. You're worse than Nick Cannon and R. Kelly combined.
I will punch your throat if I ever meet you, Tyler Perry.
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