Artists who should die, part 2
6. Kanye West - Sorry about your mom, but you're still a self-important asshole. As well as a C+ rapper, at best. But congrats for moving units out of spite for 50.
7. Baby Bash - Seriously? It's been like 6 years since anyone took you seriously. With that soft ass song about a girl being fly or some shit. You're a fucking pussy. You're also terrible. Nice perm, cockhog. Way to recycle an annoying Lil' Jon beat that's like 8 months old. You could have at least changed it up a little, you lazy, untalented asshole. Die soon.
8. Rihanna - You're fine, but lazy and awful. Just take your pants off and we'll be even. "Hate that I love you"? Ooooooooh, what a contradiction! This must be a serious song!
9. J. Holiday - How sad. Everyone else realizes that you're all done except you. Your second single sounds like an abortion with no structure, no chorus, no beat, and no point. You should have kept talking about putting sluts to bed. Even though that song sucked my dick. See you at Taco Bell, bitch. Nice neck tattoo, by the way. Faggot.
10. Fergie - How many singles can you legally release from one album? 400? I'll cut to the chase: you act like you are sexually attractive, bit in reality your face looks like a 40 year old man. No matter what the rest of you looks like, it can't make up for that. I'm sure that fag Josh Duhamel really enjoys massaging your prostate at night while you tell him about your hunting plans for the upcoming deer season. But on behalf of the rest of us, cover up, go away, and die. Go take some meth and piss yourself. Stop copying the already shitty Gwen Stefani.
It must be a pleasure for Josh to be all heated, and reach down your pants to find a big ass cock. You're fucking disgusting. Please go away.
11. The Dream - Your name is gay enough. Thanks for all the shitty songs where assholes keep repeating themselves. Real creative. You're a real artist, repeating the same meaningless bullshit over and over again. And the closest you've ever come to a "10" is on the internet, because you're a fat fucking fartknocker. Hot chicks don't like fags with bitch-tits. "You a teeeeen, ay, a teeeeeen...." on the annoying scale. It pleases me that you will be flat broke and homeless within the year. You deserve to be gang raped with a power sander for your negative influence on popular music. But go ahead, keep acting like you're an "artist", you ankle grabber. Enjoy the sodomy.
7. Baby Bash - Seriously? It's been like 6 years since anyone took you seriously. With that soft ass song about a girl being fly or some shit. You're a fucking pussy. You're also terrible. Nice perm, cockhog. Way to recycle an annoying Lil' Jon beat that's like 8 months old. You could have at least changed it up a little, you lazy, untalented asshole. Die soon.
8. Rihanna - You're fine, but lazy and awful. Just take your pants off and we'll be even. "Hate that I love you"? Ooooooooh, what a contradiction! This must be a serious song!
9. J. Holiday - How sad. Everyone else realizes that you're all done except you. Your second single sounds like an abortion with no structure, no chorus, no beat, and no point. You should have kept talking about putting sluts to bed. Even though that song sucked my dick. See you at Taco Bell, bitch. Nice neck tattoo, by the way. Faggot.
10. Fergie - How many singles can you legally release from one album? 400? I'll cut to the chase: you act like you are sexually attractive, bit in reality your face looks like a 40 year old man. No matter what the rest of you looks like, it can't make up for that. I'm sure that fag Josh Duhamel really enjoys massaging your prostate at night while you tell him about your hunting plans for the upcoming deer season. But on behalf of the rest of us, cover up, go away, and die. Go take some meth and piss yourself. Stop copying the already shitty Gwen Stefani.
It must be a pleasure for Josh to be all heated, and reach down your pants to find a big ass cock. You're fucking disgusting. Please go away.
11. The Dream - Your name is gay enough. Thanks for all the shitty songs where assholes keep repeating themselves. Real creative. You're a real artist, repeating the same meaningless bullshit over and over again. And the closest you've ever come to a "10" is on the internet, because you're a fat fucking fartknocker. Hot chicks don't like fags with bitch-tits. "You a teeeeen, ay, a teeeeeen...." on the annoying scale. It pleases me that you will be flat broke and homeless within the year. You deserve to be gang raped with a power sander for your negative influence on popular music. But go ahead, keep acting like you're an "artist", you ankle grabber. Enjoy the sodomy.
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