What the FUCK?
Jennifer, Jennifer, Jennifer. What has become of your once perfect physique?
Your ass is fucking HUGE. That is a giant ass, and I hate when people try to say "at least she's healthy" or whatever. That is a bonafide massive ass. Massive, I say.
I remember it like it was yesterday. "I Know What You Did Last Summer". It was 1997. I was almost 15. And when I saw your beautiful, bouncing breasts on your very slight frame, I suddenly knew what the word love meant. You were my first love, Jennifer. You made a career being the cute girl with the giant rack. It worked for you in "Heartbreakers", "The Suburbans", "The Tuxedo", and "Can't Hardly Wait".
Now you have a show, "Ghost Whisperer". I don't really watch it, but I see pictures of you on it. You still look good on there. Your tits are still enormous, bigger than ever. Your ass seemed to have gotten a little bit meatier, but I was all for that too. I like a little junk back there. It just means you're built for comfort, that's all. But this?
This might be pushing it. Don't get me wrong, I would still wreck you in the sack. I don't even think it looks too awful, really. But you're a famous actress. You are supposed to be hot. Really, really hot. And this isn't so much a plea for you to be all skinny again, just to not get any fatter. Because you're kind of stretching the bounds of good taste. When I crank one out to you, I don't really want to reminded that my ex had an ass that was only slightly fatter and more unpalatable than that. And it was only like that is because she had a kid, and THEN her ass got all fat. So could you hit the gym once in a while, maybe? That would be super. By the way, your tits still look pretty awesome.
Your ass is fucking HUGE. That is a giant ass, and I hate when people try to say "at least she's healthy" or whatever. That is a bonafide massive ass. Massive, I say.
I remember it like it was yesterday. "I Know What You Did Last Summer". It was 1997. I was almost 15. And when I saw your beautiful, bouncing breasts on your very slight frame, I suddenly knew what the word love meant. You were my first love, Jennifer. You made a career being the cute girl with the giant rack. It worked for you in "Heartbreakers", "The Suburbans", "The Tuxedo", and "Can't Hardly Wait".
Now you have a show, "Ghost Whisperer". I don't really watch it, but I see pictures of you on it. You still look good on there. Your tits are still enormous, bigger than ever. Your ass seemed to have gotten a little bit meatier, but I was all for that too. I like a little junk back there. It just means you're built for comfort, that's all. But this?
This might be pushing it. Don't get me wrong, I would still wreck you in the sack. I don't even think it looks too awful, really. But you're a famous actress. You are supposed to be hot. Really, really hot. And this isn't so much a plea for you to be all skinny again, just to not get any fatter. Because you're kind of stretching the bounds of good taste. When I crank one out to you, I don't really want to reminded that my ex had an ass that was only slightly fatter and more unpalatable than that. And it was only like that is because she had a kid, and THEN her ass got all fat. So could you hit the gym once in a while, maybe? That would be super. By the way, your tits still look pretty awesome.
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