No, Harold

Harold Reynolds is really bad at his job. It's not a particularly difficult job; he talks about baseball on Baseball Tonight. Presumeably, he is paid to do so. You'd think it would be even easier for Harold, seeing as how he is a former baseball player.

You'd be wrong. Very wrong. From tonight's Baseball Tonight:

I tell you what, the Diamondbacks are for real! They're making some noise!

What? As of today, the Arizona Diamondbacks are 5-7, good for last place in the horrendous NL West. The same division that sent the fucking PADRES to the playoffs last season. They have scored one more run than they have given up (53 to 52). So if by "making some noise", he meant "won a game", than he is right. But they are not "for real", unless he means "real awful".

The thing about Pedro (Martinez), is that over the years, he knows how to pitch.

This was in response to a question about what stood out about Pedro tonight during his 200th win. It is beyond retarded to say that Pedro Martinez knows how to pitch. He is a pitcher. That in no way helps me understand how great Pedro is, or what he did in his start tonight. Completely worthless.

Harold Reynolds is really bad at his job. Can somebody get on this?