False Advertising!
I have wanted to address this subject for some time now, as it is near and dear to my heart. One of my favorite things to talk about, think about, or look at - breasts.
Every straight male likes to look at, or handle, or talk about boobs. They are truly wonderful, and without them, a female essentially becomes useless (alright, so they still have a vagina, but rarely, if ever, do females wear clothing that accentuates that particular area). But I have one problem with boobs. Namely, why is a good pair so hard to find? And furthermore, why are women constantly wearing push up bras, padded shirts, waterbras, and so on, in order to give the impression that their rack is more robust than it really is? There is nothing worse than seeing a girl who looks like she has the goods, finally getting her shirt off, and then realizing that she is wearing a padded bra, and a padded tank top, and all she is working with is some lousy A cups. And usually they're all pointy, or saggy, or veiny.
Wow. I just realized why so many women are self conscious about their chest. But honestly, if a man is found out to be stuffing his crotch with sweatsocks, and a woman takes his pants off, she would probably laugh her ass off, and leave the guy to masturbate for the rest of his natural life. But guys have to put up with this flagrant misrepresentation? Ridiculous! If you have lame tits, don't wear tight shirts. Most women who wear tight shirts shouldn't be wearing tight shirts to begin with.
Over the years, I've gotten a little better at spotting which girls "pad their stats" just by the appearance of them - the smaller the breasts actually are, they more obvious it is. But by no means is it an exact science. And the girls who really have got the goods tend to show off more than they should, just so everyone knows that they actually have it.
So the solution is implants, right? Personally, I have no preference between real and fake. But I feel that the world would be a better place if every female had a giant rack. So if they're small, jack those babies up! You know you want to!
Man, it must suck to be a female. So much worthless crap to worry about that no one really cares about but you. It almost makes me feel sorry for them. Almost. Until I realize how fucking stupid and annoying most of them are.
P.S. I still love a pair of titties. Really, really love 'em. But since they are so hard to find, I think I am more of an ass man from now on. Almost half (or more) women aged 20 - 27 have a nice to very nice ass. Although, there is a risk of it being flabby, or dimply, or cottage-cheesy... but overall, it is nearly impossible to pad your ass. More importantly, most women don't want to, because they all feel like they have a big ass.
P.S.S. Is there a male equivalent to this? Penis envy maybe? Well, good thing I got a huge cock.
Every straight male likes to look at, or handle, or talk about boobs. They are truly wonderful, and without them, a female essentially becomes useless (alright, so they still have a vagina, but rarely, if ever, do females wear clothing that accentuates that particular area). But I have one problem with boobs. Namely, why is a good pair so hard to find? And furthermore, why are women constantly wearing push up bras, padded shirts, waterbras, and so on, in order to give the impression that their rack is more robust than it really is? There is nothing worse than seeing a girl who looks like she has the goods, finally getting her shirt off, and then realizing that she is wearing a padded bra, and a padded tank top, and all she is working with is some lousy A cups. And usually they're all pointy, or saggy, or veiny.
Wow. I just realized why so many women are self conscious about their chest. But honestly, if a man is found out to be stuffing his crotch with sweatsocks, and a woman takes his pants off, she would probably laugh her ass off, and leave the guy to masturbate for the rest of his natural life. But guys have to put up with this flagrant misrepresentation? Ridiculous! If you have lame tits, don't wear tight shirts. Most women who wear tight shirts shouldn't be wearing tight shirts to begin with.
Over the years, I've gotten a little better at spotting which girls "pad their stats" just by the appearance of them - the smaller the breasts actually are, they more obvious it is. But by no means is it an exact science. And the girls who really have got the goods tend to show off more than they should, just so everyone knows that they actually have it.
So the solution is implants, right? Personally, I have no preference between real and fake. But I feel that the world would be a better place if every female had a giant rack. So if they're small, jack those babies up! You know you want to!
Man, it must suck to be a female. So much worthless crap to worry about that no one really cares about but you. It almost makes me feel sorry for them. Almost. Until I realize how fucking stupid and annoying most of them are.
P.S. I still love a pair of titties. Really, really love 'em. But since they are so hard to find, I think I am more of an ass man from now on. Almost half (or more) women aged 20 - 27 have a nice to very nice ass. Although, there is a risk of it being flabby, or dimply, or cottage-cheesy... but overall, it is nearly impossible to pad your ass. More importantly, most women don't want to, because they all feel like they have a big ass.
P.S.S. Is there a male equivalent to this? Penis envy maybe? Well, good thing I got a huge cock.
posted by guru at 7:49 PM
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