What a fucking shock!

The New England Patriots should have lost that game to the Baltimore Ravens (!). They had them beat, fourth and 1... timeout. Nice move, Billick, or whoever, I'm going to blame Billick because he thinks he's such a fucking genius, but he sucks. Why the fuck would you stop the clock there? Honestly? The only play they would call is the fucking quarterback sneak!!!! You stopped it! It was over! FUCK! BILLICK = FAIL.

And the refs. Awesome job on the non-existent holding play. Real classy. 98% of America groaned after that call. Why not just award them the fucking touchdown?

Props to Bart Scott, who is a huge meathead, but knows bullshit when he sees it. That shit was CORNY! One of the officials deserved to get brained with that flag. Fuck the penalty yards.

If you give a team as awesome as the Patriots like 200 chances, they will score a fucking touchdown. Every fan of professional football cried a little tonight.

And the worst part was shitty asshole Mike Tirico daring to give Tom Brady and the Patriots credit for their awesome comeback. That shit could not have been more orchestrated.

Booooooo-urns for the NFL. And boo-urns for the shit-eating, motherfucking Patriots.

I hate everyone from the New England area. Please die slowly of dysentery.