I HATE YOU ALL

And by that, I mean sportswriters.

You all suck. Please kill yourselves accordingly.

Enough about A-Rod already. We get it. The Yankees lost to the Tigers. Was it all A-Rod's fault? No. Jesus, anything can fucking happen in a five game series. I hate everyone who writes about his "post-season failures" and his "choking", but here are some numbers, which are much better than say, some douchebag's gut feeling based on 15 at bats.

ALEX RODRIGUEZ, CAREER:

464 HR / 1347 RsBI / .305 BA / .386 OBP / .573 SLG / 145 OPS+ / 8.01 RC/27

Oh. And by the way, the guy is 31 years old.

Show me another 31 year old with those fucking numbers. Oh wait, there is none. BECAUSE HE IS LIKELY THE EVENTUAL ALL TIME HOME RUN CHAMP AND MOST LIKELY THE GREATEST PLAYER OF THE LAST 20 YEARS. Also, he is an excellent defensive shortstop who is forced to play out of position by Derek Jeter, who everyone regards as the ultimate team player. If he was so team-oriented, he would admit that A-Rod was a better shortstop than him and agree to move to second base or something. But no, he is a "True Yankee".

You people are idiots. Just enjoy a player like Alex Rodriguez, you may never see another like him again. Get off his dick. I'm sick of talking about it, quite frankly. Fuck all you retarded sportswriters who shit all over him. You are idiots, and likely have an IQ of less than 80. If you cannot see A-Rod's greatness, than you seriously must be mentally challenged.

Fucking idiots.