LASER. ROCKET. ARM.

Chicago Bears can eat a big fat dick.
Rex Grossman - eat a big fat dick.
Mike Ditka - eat a big, fat dick.
Chicago sports fans who whine about "not getting respect" - eat a big fat dick.
Tank Johnson - eat a big fat dick.
Brian Urlacher - please, please, eat a big fat dick. It's on the house.
Thomas Jones - Eat a big, fat, juicy, veiny dick.
Anyone who picked the Bears to win Super Bowl XLI - suck my cock.

5 turnovers, 430 yards allowed - in the pouring rain - and 10 points scored in the 59:46 after the opening kickoff?

The Bears suck cock. Deal with it. They are the worst team to ever reach the Super Bowl, and if it wasn't raining they probably would have lost by 40.

Get off Peyton Manning's dick. Bitches.

Fuck the Bears and all their fans and players. Like I said - feel free to eat a big, fat dick.