Maybe because you're queer

Jeff Garcia got his feelings hurt. He feels disrespected that his team reportedly attempted to upgrade the QB position by acquiring Brett Favre.

"I'm just a journeyman according to some people. Why should I have any hard feelings?" Garcia said with a slight smile. "I'm thankful to have this job. I might pay Bruce and Jon for bringing me out here."

Boo-hoo, you cockhog. He's much, much better than you. Deal with it.

Jeff Garcia: 38 years old
Brett Favre: 38 years old

Jeff Garcia, career: 22,825 passing yards, 149 TD
Brett Favre, career: 61,655 passing yards, 442 TD

A slight upgrade. So Jeff, if you would kindly choke, I would really appreciate it.

P.S. I had sex with your wife.